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THE MOST CURSED TREASURE MAP IN ALL SEVEN SEAS, MATEY!
🏴☠️ CLAIM YER CURSED BOOTY! 🏴☠️
Treasure size: 69.420 doubloons | Version: DAVY JONES' CURSED EDITION v2.1
WHAT IN DAVY JONES' LOCKER BE THIS?!
Ahoy there, ye landlubber! This here modpack be transformin' yer boring Minecraft seas into the most UNHINGED One Piece adventure this side of the Grand Line! Featuring completely broken devil fruit shenanigans that'll make ye walk the plank, NPCs that screech random One Piece battle cries like banshees, and textures so cursed they'd make Blackbeard himself weep! We've somehow made Luffy even MORE rubbery than a kraken's tentacles and added 47 different types of meat that'd make Sanji faint!
🍖 MEAT TREASURE HOARD
Every grub on the ship be meat now, savvy! Even the hardtack and sea biscuits. ESPECIALLY the cursed vegetables, arrr!
🤖 BROKEN DEVIL FRUITS O' DOOM
Gomu Gomu fruit makes ye bounce like a cannonball! Mera Mera fruit sets the whole bloody ocean ablaze, matey!
🏴☠️ CHAOTIC CREW MEMBERS
Every landlubber now bellows "I'M GONNA BE KING OF THE PIRATES!" louder than a foghorn in a hurricane!
🌊 CURSED SEVEN SEAS
The briny deep be made of PURE CHAOS now! Swimming be impossible, drowning be inevitable, and Davy Jones laughs!
BUT CURSED BY
DAVY JONES
69 CURSED
CUTLASSES
BUT HE BE A
CURSED CUBE
ASCENDED TO
NEPTUNE'S REALM
CONTROLS THE
CURSED STORMS
LEGENDARY
CURSED LIES
🚨 SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE, YE SCALLYWAG: 🚨
Uncontrollable urge to become Pirate King • Sudden obsession with meat that'd make ye raid every galley • Inability to swim even with floaties • Random shoutin' of attack names in yer sleep • Extreme loyalty to fictional characters more than yer own crew • Spontaneous rubber limb syndrome that makes walking the plank impossible • Compulsive "YOHOHOHO" laughing • Permanent straw hat tan lines • Sudden ability to smell adventure on the wind
🏴☠️ CAPTAIN'S LOG - FINAL ENTRY 🏴☠️
"If ye be brave enough to sail these cursed digital seas, know that many a good sailor has lost their sanity to this modpack. But the treasure... oh, the treasure be worth it, matey! May the winds be at yer back and yer FPS stay above 10!"
- Captain GoonBeard, Last Seen Screaming About Rubber Physics
🍌 THE CURSED BANANA OF ETERNAL ROTATION 🍌
"Legend says this banana has been spinnin' since the dawn of the Grand Line..."